Invite to the Wild Fairy Ball Hosts Titania and Oberon, hear our call Welcome, welcome, welcome one, and all You are duly invited, to attend our ball Where Fairies, and Elves, and Pixies will dance And lovers will meet, for a little romance Where tables are set, full of food and red wine And musical harps, and lyres, will offer sublime And owls, and foxes, cats, and hares Will dance the dance Fandango, with a magical flare Pan will enchant you, with his pipes all afire All will dance, around the flames of desire And Unicorns will gallop, and Trolls will groan Welcome one and all, to the twilight zone Try not to turtle, smurtle, fret, or fottle There is no need, to bring a bottle! by Jemia