Eight legged critters and eyeball fritters, in a soup I made for two. I'm going to have a bowl for me, and you're going to have one too! You'll sit right there and have a guzzle! Try to resist, I'll get a funnel! Don't try to untie that rope! Stuck to the chair are we? 'O dear! Stuck to the chair, so HERE!! GULP!
Probably more suitable for Halloween, but I couldn't resist. Hope you find it as fun to read as it was to write it. Thanks!