Today I chatted with Philip
I'm not comfortable with his visit
Philip although being small
Has really ruined my day
No matter what I've tried to do
He's been in the way and made me blue
He will I suspect grow each day
Till he or I go away
I'm not sure who will give in first
So plan for the worst and expect the best
You see Philip is a real snide
The way he hides inside
Me or you it's gonna be
And I'm gonna fight *****.