Palestinian Chaos  
The dream interrupted
By the people of darkness.
Ramallah
A pink cloud appeared
God came out eating an apple.
The soldiers
Fell on their knees and
Dropped their weapon.
One soldier gave an old man
Ice cream
The old man had a brain freeze.
Mike Pence came declared
Palestine a Christian nation
Including
The province of Israel.
The pope moved from
The Vatican set up residence  
In Jerusalem.
Netanyahu
Was declared the snake
In Paradise.
Meanwhile the Islamic  
Kept being Muslims
Christianity
And Judaism
Was not their problem.