So the accident of birth
dealt me a Royal flush

and them cheap born losers
are gnashing and frothing in the mouths

them unwashed dodgy soap dodgers
delude themselves in maniacal fervours
saying they are busy making dodgy soap operas

I can imagine the plebs dullards
hunched up in envious glooms
spitting red hot fire and venomous acid
as raw jealousies and hatred flares from their lugholes
go sling your ******* hook find ways of bettering yourselves

them dope plebs can natter and chatter
from dawn till their cow mothers return from the pubs
we are here and made the ****** problem is you and yours
its God's play and sorry to say you are the ******* losers
save your vapid moaning and groaning for your bedroom

Royalty is the history of courage brave leadership
astute intelligence, diplomacy and nationalistic pride
not a ****** excuse for a knees up which is all you plebs do
more your mothers who scream poverty yet knees up to make you
here away from you scroats dullards and moaners I laugh at you haha hahaha..you soap dodgers on crack acid and hot air.haa..ha