They live in ridiculous repartee
after graduating with dishonour from Blind Alley lane
with a Degree in Quack Hacks
majoring in The Doomsdays Book
their favourite write is
Make it up as you go along
and their watering hole is The Fools Paradise
and the jive to Elvis's Hound dogs
and bogey to Simple Minds
they have asinine answers for questions
and asinine questions for answers
the retorts of **** carrying **** rebuttals as they do
They live in ridiculous repartee our witless hackers
the backroom messengers of Fleet gutters
and Mama Pigs' Tonton Macoute
engaging farts in ridiculous repartees