The thieves know all about doubts their defences are always about introducing reasonable doubts to blatant crimes Your Honour, I did not steal their video machine it fell off the back of a speeding lorry and landed in my arms in full working order
Now, lets have the perfect storm get the fantasists Leftist who breathe delusion and drink hate for tea with divisiveness for afters so thieves feed Leftists with doubts a hard worker becomes an arrogant parasite Yo Socialists come save us poor from the Elitist
Our united crooks, extortionist and the loonies now have their *******-up campaign don't say we're crazies say we are Robin Hood don't say we're burglars say we're poor underdogs listen evil conniving racist are feminists sorting a pig burning truths of an aggrieved innocent man is wildness
Finally go and create doubts in all our useful idiots remove their moral compass tell them its solidarity pour in the slander lies misinformation and disinformation Mama Chris the thief said, put the cat amongst the pigeon tell our useful vigilantes they are planting doubts why do you think racketeers call themselves 'The Wise guys' its because they know fifty millions types of doubts