Pinocchio did it, just look at
the fame he had, it's a carte
blanche for telling Porky’s.

One could become a politician,
and during Covid19 with masks
nobody would take any notice.

So, if we shorten our penises
the nasals will elongate, this is
logic based on circumstantial.


Ps.

This is a misogynistic poem
gender selective and anti
feminist in content, it would
be a lie to state otherwise.