Stranger things have happened to me Than you and your silly ways Stranger things have happened to me Than your laugh and stupid gaze Stranger things have happened to me Like in the jungles of Mexico Stranger things have happened to me Like that time I lost my soul Stranger things have happened to me The plague was my greatest foe Stranger things have happened to me Like losing the feelings in my toes Stranger things have happened to me When I couldn't walk for days Stranger things have happened to me How I begged God for a way Stranger things have happened to me Fever that burnt like flames Stranger things have happened to me It would put your pride to shame The strangest things have happened to me But I survived another day The strangest things have happened to me This is just one and it makes you look plain
I wrote this after a girl told me, "You'll never have something as unique me ever again." Well, maybe not. But I've had the plague (typhoid fever to be exact) and that's pretty ******* unique and I didn't enjoy its company neither.