so we have the zebra in raucous tones addressing the lion you are nothing but a hairy big head a beast and a **** blood sucker to boot you sit there thinking you are better than all of us you think you're the real deal, look I've got my mates here
well I as you, know what else can the zebra do its not like someone had pointed out to it that it looked like an imitation donkey with delusions who decided the height of fashion is black and white stripes and a pretty cool suit to wear at the watering hole in the Maasai Mara and all over the green dusty plains of the grass lands most of the other animals knows zebra are partial to eating Hemp perhaps that explains their fashion sense and outlandish behaviour they mused that, at least its other dandy friend, the Peacock has the good sense to parade itself at a more sedate hangout
our dear zebra is suffering from an inferiority complex and too much indulgence of grassy substances among its gangs, it mouths off, its really just posing showing off to its mate is our psychedelic little imitation donkey much like some we know who hide away and mouth off ******* the lion preened its mane and flicked flies away nonchalantly he barely acknowledged that thing in black and white coating he was thinking lunch today will be red juicy steak in coloured wrappings