If you drank burgundy we’d get along better I think; I’d like the way it would stain your white collar and laugh when you couldn’t get it out. It would sit angry against your neck and stare at me, and I would smile because I'd know how it feels. You’d think it was you who had painted me happy, so you’d forget it was there and I’d know how it feels. I would take a napkin and wipe the crimson tracks from the corners of your mouth, just so I could have some burgundy of my own. It would sit folded neatly in my lap and long for your spotted collar and I’d almost cry because I know how it feels. It’s too bad, really, you and your glass of clear. No stains and no taste and no idea how I feel.