You can't just barge
into a canal without
a lock and quay or
you will get astern
warning from the
harbour master if
you arrive without
an oar or two because
piggy packers are
frowned upon by the
stevedores who smoke
reefers to avoid boredom
when they are on the
***** line which is
usually full of bow
thrusters who like it
best in the aft regardless
of the swell.