I have groin-itch but I won't have it for long, not while I have Brillo
Pads handy to relieve my itchy **** in a matter of seconds. Ahhhh!
That's so much better! Soon my **** itch'll be nothing but a distant
memory like my grandmother. Oh boy! Now I can run & jump on a
******* like no pimps are around without the aggravating itching.