Crazy Tina was a steely-eyed ****** who hated truckers a lot since her dad was killed by a Mack truck going 80-miles-per-hour though a parking garage in Plattsburgh when she was a greedily-mean, lean teen who was totally bent on 99.9% bull **** world ******* by genetically spiking birth canal caul with gaily-acidic hallucinogens.