I'm a schizophrenic, well, I
was masquerading as one.
Duff names DHSS deception
a chameleon at the counter.

           "Name please"

Be that to me she's asking
because Mr. Hide has gone
missing, morning sickness
again, AMnesia from drink.

          "Name Please"

Be Jaysus, in a Queue, low I.Q.
but no Cue card. "Paddy, get on".
It must be me, but Paddy Who?

         "Name Please"

It's the row next to me, yet, who
the **** am I in Wyfold Rd Sw6
I'm tinkin I'm tinkin I'm tinkin ?

         "Name Please"

Oil fake a fit, pass out on the
floor ((((Shakin Stevens)))) I
can do it, **** got one once.

          " Name Pl

Does anyone know the name
of this gentleman? ((((I hope
they do, cos I haven't a clue))))



ps.

This is real life drama, it occurred
to me in Fulham London Circa 70s  
back then I was an active alcoholic
learning how to, fake it to make it.