Why do they need passports
who are we to say they can't
come here without a matching
photo of how they're supposed
to look and no glasses or cap
and why can't they smile, how
do we know whether they got
teeth or could they open a knot
why do we need to know their
height and age and *** and the
colour of their eyes what if it
was Andrea Bocelli, he might
give us a song to prove it, and
if we didn't like it we could say
Con Te Partiro because since we
Irish joined the E.U. we know of
confetti Bialetti and spaghetti we
could tell when people were pulling
a fast one: "if they had no passport".