Now this depends on the colour of the pill The one to make you high or the one to make you ill If you're in the mood for searing riffs by Jimmy Page Or you think that **** belongs in another age Along with the teeth picking tunes by Jimi Hendrix You'd rather sit in silence eating your Weetabix Those six string gods such as Clapton and Chuck Berry Now for a game of domino's with Pete and old Terry The jukebox here plays the modern from Gaga and onto Oasis The barmaid likes the older man, let's hope I meet her analysis She puts on some older songs, The Beatles and The Kinks Reeling off some other stuff, miss it if you blink Then the rumour does come true as she catches me with her eye Back to hers with some cans and a kebab, Rock and Roll will never die