I'm not generally an angry person, in fact I find it to be a particularly foolish emotion.
Sometimes though... Sometimes my heart pumps lava. Sometimes my fingernails leave imprints on my palm. Sometimes my jaw cramps from clenching my teeth. Sometimes someone parks their car at the one and only diesel pump, leaving me to circle the little fuel islands. Staring out my windshield with the eyes of a shark. Why? Why must you park at the only diesel pump? Where? Where the **** is this guy? How? How do you just ******* walk away? When? When are they gonna ******* move? Who? Who the **** does this kind of thing?
Then they come striding out from the convenience store, they catch me staring them down, then I just smile And wave.