When you're bored and have nothing to do,
Everyone's busy except the only you.
Don't be afraid, you have nothing to fear,
Just sit down and grab a beer.

If you're ****** and all you have is anger.
Be careful, 'cos it a letter away from danger.
And if taking it to someone will make you a queer,
Just relax and grab a beer

There are times when you feel so lonely.
Problems come again and again slowly.
Don't feel bad, not now, my dear,
Just sit down and have a beer.

When you're sad, down and sorry,
Just chill - you have nothing to worry.
Think that the end of the road is near,
So, just relax and grab a beer.

Beer won't make you cry, Beer won't leave you
Beer don't get pregnant, Beer can pleasure you
Beer can make your life better,
Beer's a good way to save water.

Sometimes in life, trouble knocks on your door,
Remember that troubles are what solution's for.
Today might be blurry but tomorrow's gonna be clear,
So, just sit down and have a beer.