A man of dubious integrity Is Senator Leslie Graham ya see He worships at the temple of hypocrisy And genuflects to the aristocracy You can hold his words against him But chances are none to slim That he’ll keep anyone of them Even when you have him on film
He’s the definition of obsequious And it’s a failed president that he trusts He’ll be with him until he goes bust Or ashes to ashes dust to dust Either or we know the score Senator Graham is a political ***** Now is it necessary to hear more Must I repeat what I said before?
I wonder what he sees looking in the mirror Does the real him become any clearer? He’s the reason they say beware of the bearer But now that we’re through with Trump’s reign of terror Whose *** will he now choose to kiss Is that why they say ignorance is bliss? Tune in tomorrow it's not to be missed If you want to find the answer to this
We’ll have to tolerate him for another six years Or at least that’s how it now appears Unless South Carolina chooses to switch gears Which is the worst of Leslie Graham’s fears He has become a mere caricature Of the kind of man that he was once before But having said that he’s still hard to ignore Though he’s still a lying *** for sure