He sees himself As a great big bruiser When in truth and in fact He’s the world’s greatest loser We might look the other way Were he a big ****** But he’s a teatoler An alcohol refuser
He’s a big gambler Who rolled the dice Now he’ll go down in history As impeached twice In other words He’s not looking nice But he placed his own head Inside of that vice
He encouraged A mass insurrection And pointed the crowd In the Capitol’s direction He’s an example Of human imperfection Or at the very least Presidential dereliction
He very shortly Will be off the scene Away from the public And off of the screen He’s a prime example Of what is obscene And under no definition Is that peachy keen