Giant monsters House monsters Dismemberments Gory car accidents Decapitations Forest monsters Shadowy faceless figures following me Falling off cliffs Falling off tightropes More monsters of assorted types Sharks Sea monsters ****** torturing me (I’m not Jewish) Burning chemicals in my eyes Being shot in the chest
Also, I was naked in school a few times but that wasn’t really scary
Alternate title: A Completely Average Suburban Upbringing