I saw ten magpies Chatting in a tree I whispered hello As they sized up me Was it ten sorrows That they gave away? Or maybe five joys To brighten my day I’m superstitious It has to be said If I was not so I’m sure I’d be dead Who knows what bad luck Is lurking out there Ready to smite those Who do not take care Never walk under A ladder of course Wear charms to deflect Bad energy source And try to avoid The number thirteen Of course forty four Should never be seen So greetings magpies! You have a great day! And I’ll go safely Right out of harm’s way.