He’ll no longer be Our President Nor will he be A White House resident He’ll be the guy Who came and went And I happen to Second that sentiment
He’ll no longer be An American oligarch He’ll be someone whose bite Doesn’t match his bark Someone who talks to himself In the dark And won the presidency As a lark
He’ll no longer be The titan he was That’s what losing an election Sometimes does And his Twitter feed Will lack its buzz Now that he’s retired Just because
He’ll no longer be The celebrity That we constantly see On Fox News TV He’ll be part of a failed Conspiracy That **** near deep sixed Our democracy