Blagging it at 19 saying I was 23 Agencies believed me with no photo ID Plumber with no certificates just taking a big chance Stood my ground, looked real good, while taking this unknown stance Got away with it until I crashed into my comeuppance From earning big bucks to starting again, lifes not good back earning just a tuppence I gave it the large, Six five with a shoulder barge, don't even try and stop me Now four foot ten A midge amongst men Starting all over again But hey, I done it to myself A life of ill health Thinking I was impenetrable and of hard stealth I left my love shaken and numb For being so selfish and dumb Life really does has it's unforeseen conundrums, and I'm sorry x