Unicorns in the hailstorm
and
dragons in trains of thought
dinosaurs on the draining board
unpacking the shopping you bought,

my sister says, that's barmy
and I think she's trying to charm me
into doing the washing up.

If I've ever seen the crack of dawn
I have never seen who repairs it.

There's a squeak in my shoes which I'm trying to lose
by standing very still and I thought it quite nice that it
wasn't two mice that I'd put on by mistake.

Just unrelated bits and bobs
or bobs and bits if you prefer
It's
neither here nor there to me.

Time for tea
and
Zebedee agrees
I
get off the
magic roundabout.