He’s got milk in the brain And I guess I’m to blame A friend on his pillow A citizen in his hallway A ghost on his doorstep A ******* for life And I wonder which master he serves Did I get what I deserved? Is this what freedom looks like? Guys can be free but forget the girls We play it cool until we fold It’s all a game, or so we’re told I never consumed his milk But I bet it has a bitter taste He’s wrapped in plastic again And his cup needs to be filled By another friend on his pillow