Long since being a kid, he dismissed his parent bought toys The Tonka truck and football, they were just for boys He rummaged through his mums cupboard, tried on her high heels Feeling taller and more ladylike, he loved the way they feel Putting on lipstick once, he was bullied in the school yard The lads all gathered round, throwing sticks and a plastic bollard Crying in the boys toilets, not knowing what he'd done wrong Mrs Miller came in with an arm, humming a lovely song Gathering strength, momentum and a new face It's a life I want to live, even if I'm now called Grace As this is the way I want to be forever, Yes, Diamonds are for Trevor
JJB
I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, "Marry him, you'll double your wardrobe." - Joan Rivers
I just look like a transvestite when I try to dress up. There's no place to hide my *****. - Sarah Silverman