When we were young we went places & we did things with people, wild animals & inanimate things. We bought hair dye that matched our skin to make us look hairless. We loathed all tallish Pygmies & chucked rocks at them from cliffs. We made each other pregnant in 18 states to bilk Medicaid programs & then we let our fangs rot out to enjoy free dental plans. We stole boats & sunk them in rivers be- fore swapping out many organs except for our 4 kidneys & 2 livers.