Number 19 Corona Row
is where Covid Con lives.
He is a retired bank robber
still wears a mask because
there is a wanted poster in
the local Police Station with
his mugshot, so if you see
anyone acting suspiciously
such as social distancing or
washing hands excessively
this could be Con trying to
erase his finger prints from
his right hand, the one he
used on the safe door dials.
Con, originally from a place
in Ireland called Connemara
is a fluent Irish speaker, so
he may occasionally slip in
an Irish focal in a sentence.