At the Cafe Deconstruction
the Mad Hatters cooks are busy scratching dumb heads
they do not think as they really cannot reason by nature
so they went producing and printing the Menu
all decorated and filled with various set items to order
and sent out these menu to all and sundry
but alas
shortly before 'opening day' of Cafe Deconstruction
the ingredients Supplier pulled out
it was heard the Supplier refused to deal with them
with little prospect of re-ordering them
or finding another retailer to supply the ingredients
Cafe Deconstruction had been kicked in the *****
with eggs on their red faces
and disappointment in empty heads
and frustrations in their nether regions
for their carefully prepared cuisine was supposed to be *******
anyways, they thought  
we'll do the next best thing
the idea is as simple and dumb as they are
all they do now is frying up or sautéing the printed menus
and serving them as a 'la carte cuisine
'you want Hot peppered steak' here it is, its in the menu
there you go, Bon Appétit
But here's the great surprise
people started buying and dinning on paper food
and while eating fried paper said what a delicious meal
No one dared complain, no one said this is fake
this is nonsense
it goes to show that people see what they want to see
and believe what they want to believe
Cafe Deconstruction is still trade selling dude a 'la carte cuisine
I dare you to visit and tell them they are fooling the public