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stray Scotties dogs yelping
no saveloys to steal and the redundant peeping toms
are stationed as red coats
why just take an arm and a leg
or too fat for your crooked teeth
come do your worse
or are your psyches tiring
or do you think
m o b
stands for
mentalist oafs buggered
or is that just your favourite pastime