I'm the pig faced ******* a red bike So shiny I thought How he'll ooo and ahh When the tires pop I become The pig faced girl making paper cranes So bright I thought How he'll coo When the paper tears I become The pig faced girl who loves flowers So smart I thought How he'll whisper When winter comes I become The pig faced girl who can play piano So beautiful I thought How he'll exclaim When my fingers bleed I become The pig faced girl in a pretty dress How beautiful he'll think me