Sitting in a bush Laughing uncontrollably with a friend I met not too long ago Our feet are torn and bleeding The huge ball gowns weβre wearing are just as beautiful clean, as they are ***** Flowers grin at us from the leaves But to hell with romance Thorns reach for us We may have just spent way too much money on ***** gowns, And also thrown too much money into buying land in Scotland, So we can become true Ladies, But none of that really matters This is one of my dreams I donβt have a Lord, And she doesn't have a lady, Right now the giggles of our joy and the cries of the birds are all I need. A.J. Busse