The American public Doesn’t give a **** So invest in caskets And refrigerated trucks As a sure way to Increase you bucks While funeral directors Say, “Aw shucks!”
Super spreader events Are being held everywhere And only Fauci And his colleagues seem to care So we’re dying in droves Just to be fair While catching the virus That’s launched in the air
Follow the science Instead of the fools Cuz they have laid down Some concrete rules Social distancing and masks Just a couple of tools That are more precious than The rarest of jewels
All around the White House They’re dropping like flies Yet the President insists On telling us lies But sooner or later We’re gonna realize The truth of the matter Which depends on who dies