Men who are unattached or single
In hopes of fly by lip service.
Stand underneath it, rather than mingle.
Toasts to family and new year’s arriving,
Leading to secret Santa gifts dividing
Evening to morning’s inebriated light
Twinkling with holiday cheer
Obese with feasting, eggnog-beer, and snowball fights.
Elves run past, avoiding such kisses, downright.