isn't it ridiculously funny
when a bunch of oafs ha'pennies
start telling a fifty pound note
that its in pain and suffering
and offering all manners of this and that
now these trifling ha'pennies can't even manage
they're own lives and there's obviously not much to them
so I suppose all they can do really
is fantasize what its like being a fifty pound not
as a ha'penny isn't much
and needs to be added to others in droves
lots of droves actually
to be slightly spendable
and even then they are always of little importance