The clay *** on the shelf that one day fell, And broke to shards and splinters of itself, Bemoaned its fate, bewailed its shards to tell The other pots of clay upon the shelf: "Oh, help my rotund but so stricken frame!" "And meld the cracks and all the parts of me!" "Behold the mess I am, behold my shame!" "For what am I if I can't hold my tea?" Oh, silly ***, what are these things you say? Who knows you better than your planner-plotter? Yet you confide in other pots of clay? Why not instead confide in your Potter? They cannot help others if not themselves, So seek the one beyond the pots and shelves.