The first of whatever because this year will never end.

Chinese on the Moon?
opening
the new Kowloon restaurant and take-away
probably,

ooh, cynical on Tuesday is not the way to be.

but it's nearly Crimbo
and we all know what that means,
yep,
the Wizard of Oz on the telly,
turkey, stuffing, trifle and jelly,

well he
can dream
can't he?