I do not seek Valhalla
But I would like Heidelberg

The university looks beautiful
And I'm a theonerd

I studied Meister Eckhart
But I can't sprechen Deutsche

Pretzels for me, not beer
Yes, sauerkraut my choice

Journey Into Russia
Jens Muhling tells a tale

The Cathedral in Cologne
In the story of the whale

My childhood quite happy
Adulthood not the same

Tod means death in German
Thank God Todd is my true name.