What to be grateful for, Thankful for Oh, I don’t know I guess life’s not so bad, Not so drab, I suppose There is much to appreciate Right, Happy place With a sumptuous feast, Elite eastern coast waste Guess I could’ve been born To the Neo-World colonies, Roanoke winters, Or scorching earth policies Donner parties, Autocratic regimes, Or some lesser known creature’s Inferior genes In extremes of extinguished Existence exposed To the homelessness Hope itself Henceforth foreclosed To the could’ve been sired By mired in dire Straights shot By the cops In the ceaseless crossfire Conspiring to topple The evil empire With nothing else left to lose Her most of all So I guess I give thanks It is not that awful