Here's to: Whiskey, ***, Scotch, and Gin, *****, Jäger, Wine and Beer. [These are] Not so sweet as a fair Maidens' lips, yet Toxins seem the more sincere:
Cheers!
Maybe I'm a cynic, but hey. It doesn't make it any less true in my experience.
I also don't mean this to be chauvinistic; it's just my situational-****** luck that this is my perspective and experience thus far.