I was thinking about dressing as a nerdy comic scientist,
And going into town and running experiments

To show you I'm still alive,
To show you I'm not just some boring dead guy

I'd bring a measuring tape or a ruler
And see if the grass grew any longer after you stepped on it
See if the river ran any slower when you walked by

And if people asked what it is we were doing
I'd ask them to rate you on a scale from 10 to 10

And I'd just joke around with them like that
Do funny things,
It'd be the weirdest date ever.