If you're having male problems
I feel bad for ya ***
I've got 99 problems
But a **** ain't one

I've not a care in the world
Not change in my pocket
My house is a wreck
Left my keys in my car after I locked it

Got a dad who screams
And a mom who fights
Have a friend who's pregnant
And a dog that bites

But what I don't got
To deal with at night
Is a man begging me please
And grabbing me tight

If you're having male problems
I feel bad for ya ***
I've got 99 problems
But a **** ain't one