You bring the funyuns
I'll bring the french dip
The Diet Coke and
Large bag of cat nip

Aaron Carter's party tape
Your black light posters
My favorite cake that you bake
With the sprinkles all over

You bring the bling
I'll bang a gong
With T-Rex in the mix
But not that song

We'll turn the lights down
Turn the sound up
Dress like up-town
Eating hors d'oeuvres and fruit cups

Turn on the strobe light
Bring out the Skittles
We'll do this in Dixie
So you all can whistle

Hire us a band
In blue Leisure suits
With Jethro Tull's main man
To play the flute

Send in the clowns
Pockets stuffed with confetti
Wiener dogs from the pound
Pretty sure we're now ready

So send the invites
To family and friends
Come as you like
Let the party begin