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Nov 2020
A powerful fire hose-strength stream of puke cleared the fire man's
front teeth, knocking the dentist onto his over-billing ***. A patient
ran into the alcove with paper towels. β€œHoly Mary, Queen of God's
world!” And with that exclamation the lesbian fire man delivered a
cloud of flatus that suffocated the obese hygienist & short-circuited
the circuits. The coroner tagged the bodies & the story was quashed
by George Soros who was wearing a bikini that he bought at Target
because he was **** in a creepy way that wasn't homosexually gay.
π‘Ίπ’–π’›π’š π‘©π’†π’“π’π’Šπ’π’”π’Œπ’š
(Simpang Bedok, Singapore)   
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