hey everybody and young billy bob overthere in them billy jeans i just woke up this morning looked up in the sky blue mirror i see an image of a **** old gray hair billy goat chewing on some maple oats and hay and just right about then i've been kicked in the rear end some people say- rear posterior by some crazy ******* from another county way over yonder there from Glendale County you know what i should've never looked at myself in that **** crazy *** mirror this morning you know what chicken **** hey i just got hog ******* again oh well