Driving home along a Highway at night time
right ahead in front appeared a large deer
caught in my headlights
he looked right at me
but he did not freeze but rather ambled casually forward
I braked hard as he came towards
the car
he then reached my window and starred
I lowered the window and yelled
'do you want to die tonight'
No! he replied to my amazement
' I just want a lift, you see, he snorted airily
'I have a date for a ******* with your wife and your mom'
but you're a ******* deer' I replied, still in shock
'you're half right, he came back at me
but look carefully
I am a ******* stag deer
and that's what I do,
now do you mind.....'