You'll not be going to Lapland, but if you're lucky you might get to Poundland,
Santa's in the bottom drawer Rudolph ******* and what's more Donner's done up Blitzen like a kipper. and the elves are all in Tesco's except for Charlie, he's in Wilko's,
so Lapland's out and homeland's in, have a brandy have a gin and put your feet up for the duration.