And old Major is honking
his small knot twitching
sign he's disturbed again
as he always is when he sees
the horses
that ******* stallion especially bothers Old Major
his graceful Equine figure
the strength of that torso and straight back
and that wonder appendage
hanging  
hanging magnificently
Old Major looked down
filled with rage at his little curly knot
he snorted in dismay
decided, as two kittens play with themselves
unmindful of the pale pig
they can't play long
two minutes and they are exhausted
the kitten would rather play with themselves
meanwhile Old Major had decided
tonight at the Barn meetings
the stallion would have to be sent to the knackers yard
not all animals are equal
and some just stays on the mind
they are too impressive for their own good
so thinks Old Major angrily
next will be the dogs
Old Major has heard some females humans
actually says dogs have better pink tails than their men
yes, next will be the dogs
Old Major is mad and he worries about kittens and dogs
but Animal Farm is a mad place these days